It's a couple of hours since i left the Cyber Cafe, and now i found myself updating the blog from the familiar screen of the computer in the Internet Lab half-awake.
I got this from Oliver's blog. And being the mischeivous bachelor as i am, I agree with every single statement stated below. Read it and you'll definately agree with me. But if you're Justin or someone who's currently attached and you're reading this, i guess you'll agree too!
REASONS why LIFE without a GIRL FRIEND is cool.
1. You can stare at any Girl……
2. You don’t have to spend money on her.
3. You won’t get boring result in your board papers.
4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
5. If you don’t have a girlfriend, she can’t dump you.
6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and everyone loves to be cool guy.
7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
8. You won’t have to tolerate someone else defining, “right” and “wrong” for you.
9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can’t do anything according to your wishes anymore.
10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
11. You won’t have to waste paper writing love letters
12. No more endless waiting for your date to arrive at some weird shop/place.
13. You can have more friends, as you will have more time for them.
14. You won’t have to see boring love stories instead of action thrillers.
15. You won’t have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, you’ll sin less.
16. You can have a good night’s sleep-no need to dream about her.
17. You won’t have to fight over having a ‘special’ friend with your folks.
18. No nonstop nonsense.
19. No tension
20. You can be “yourself”
21. You won’t have to hide your telephone bills.
22. You won’t have to drown in the pool of her tears.
HA!~
Love & Peace!~
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10 comments:
Haha! Shallow betul =Pp
Nard nard.... you should really stop deluding yourself about the REAL reason why you don't have a girlfriend.... :P
Well, that's what i got from the board lah, Sharon. And i sort of agree to it, since i'm still unattached. What to do? I think guys think like that, ya?
And very funny, Alex! Very funny!
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well i do kinda agree with some of the points and i see that you only took the original copy. however did any one taught you how to do proper referencing (harvard referencing)?
Of course i took the original one lah, Oliver! And the link in that entry is to your blog, to the reasons with the comments.
And not sure about the referencing lah. Is APA Fourth edition the one you wanted? Check the Net....
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Haha. My first attempt at giving a response was pretty strong and may have created a few misunderstandings. Now let me try to put this into a more cheery tone. First of all, this probably is by far one of the most biased piece of writtings I have ever read. If you think about it, some of the statements are not backed by any evidence whatsoever (attached=hot, not attached=cool... where did that equation ever come from?) and I do sense a tinge of jealousy. Lol. Some of you may think I am taking this a tad too seriously but yet again, some of the statements were pretty strong (furthermore, Bernard took the liberty of including MY name. So I'll have to speak up). I may agree that some girls practice emotional blackmailing but since when was it ever alright to stare at anyone for that matter? This person has obviously observed some not-so-ideal relationships and probably has been in one too (Maybe just got out of it) hence the sharp tone and strong, absolute opinions. Well well, I hope that post went out to entertain most of you readers but do be careful not to believe everything you read.
Justin
aisey man.......bernard kena from justin and i'm definitely not taking part of it although it came from my blog (which is got it or in this case stole it from my college notice board on valentine's day)........anyways guess your referencing works for now
wanted to say something... but NAH...
WOW!~
I guess this controversial piece actually atracted you guys like flies to rotting meat!
Perhaps i should state, that this list isn't for real, and it's for laughs only. I really put my foot into my mouth lah.
*Ouch*
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reason number 1 is the precise representation of the objectification of female gaze
hah. :)
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